Today’s Thought
Posted Thursday, February 21, 2008 at 6:05 pm | Comments Off
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[…]The rules
Posted Friday, November 9, 2007 at 7:22 pm | Comments Off
These are the rules. Write ‘em down … print ‘em out … tattoo ‘em on your arm. Just DON’T break ‘em!!
- Stores are not allowed to display Christmas stuff until AFTER at least Halloween, preferably not until after Thanksgiving.
– It is just WRONG to find Halloween and Christmas stuff in a store by each other. - Christmas decorations are not to be put up until after Thanksgiving.
– They put decorations up downtown this week.
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Redneck Pick-up Lines
Posted Monday, February 19, 2007 at 5:39 pm | Comments Off
The following is a public service* to all of my fellow rednecks. Enjoy.
Redneck Pick-up Lines
1) Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
2) Are your parents retarded, ’cause you sure are special.
3) My Love for you is like diarrhea … I can’t hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card, ’cause I’d like to sign you out.
5) Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see
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