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		<title>Parking lot rage?</title>
		<link>http://www.hightechredneckwoman.com/2008/09/23/parking-lot-rage/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Sep 2008 23:03:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Becky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>I just HAD to blog this.  I could have tweeted it, but I&#8217;m taking the week off of Twitter (just taking a step back &#8230; a twitter-cation so to speak).  And I need more than 140 characters to describe it anyways. <img src='http://www.hightechredneckwoman.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>I went to CashWise after work tonite.  I wanted to make bbqs for supper, but I didn&#8217;t have any buns.  And I needed a few other things too.&#160;[&#8230;]</p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I just HAD to blog this.  I could have tweeted it, but I&#8217;m taking the week off of Twitter (just taking a step back &#8230; a twitter-cation so to speak).  And I need more than 140 characters to describe it anyways. <img src='http://www.hightechredneckwoman.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>I went to CashWise after work tonite.  I wanted to make bbqs for supper, but I didn&#8217;t have any buns.  And I needed a few other things too.  So it was just a quick trip, not a fridge stocker.  It was a pretty uneventful trip.  The only thing that made me mad was that they were out of all of the good flavors of the break and bake cookies that they have on sale this week (I&#8217;ll have to go back).  I got my stuff and got out.</p>
<p>That&#8217;s where the &#8220;incident&#8221; happened.  LOL  I backed out of my parking spot and noticed another car (a suburban actually) that backed out AFTER I had started that could have hit me.  I made some comment to myself (like I tend to do in parking lots).  All of a sudden, the car stopped.  Apparently she heard me.  LOL  The woman driving got out and yelled at me with her hands up in the air.  Something to the effect of &#8220;what is your problem?&#8221;.  I thought she was gonna come up and start banging on my window or something.  I yelled back at her, &#8220;what&#8217;s YOUR problem?&#8221;.  Only my passenger window was open.  She yelled back and tossed in a few explicatives.  To which I returned the yells and explicatives.  She finally got back in her car.  I thought she was gonna back up and ram my car.  Nope.  But at the stop sign to get out of the lot back onto the street, she hung around longer than she needed to.  She must have been trying to piss me off.  I just laughed and called her a name.  As she turned on to the street, she stuck her head out the window and flipped me off.  I flipped her off back, but I never even opened my window.  Frickin&#8217; idiot.  She could have hit a car when she had her head out the window flipping me off rather than paying attention to traffic.  </p>
<p>Yeah &#8230; I&#8217;ve gotten pissed off at other drivers and cursed at them &#8230; just ask my sister, she&#8217;s been in the car with me driving around Fargo.  But I&#8217;ve never gotten out and approached another driver.  I never would either &#8230; unless the other idiot hit my car.  </p>
<p>I just found the whole incident funnier than hell.  I should have taken a pic of her.  But that would just have pissed her off even more.  All she managed to do was make herself look like a fool and make her blood pressure rise.  I needed a laugh after my day too.  <img src='http://www.hightechredneckwoman.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/G-grin.gif' alt=':biggrin:' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>Quick Review: Jeff Dunham Show</title>
		<link>http://www.hightechredneckwoman.com/2008/08/12/quick-review-jeff-dunham-show/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Aug 2008 17:41:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Becky</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>I <a href="http://www.hightechredneckwoman.com/2008/08/06/on-a-stiiiiick/">mentioned last Wednesday</a> that my sister and I were going to the Jeff Dunham show at the Fargo Civic.  I FINALLY got around to processing my pics and some of my videos and getting them online last nite.  </p>
<p>The show was awesome.  He actually had an opening act &#8230; &#8220;Guitar Guy&#8221;.  I love guitar.  And he was hilarious.  But the main event was Jeff Dunham.  He came onstage about 7:50pm or so&#160;[&#8230;]</p>]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I <a href="http://www.hightechredneckwoman.com/2008/08/06/on-a-stiiiiick/">mentioned last Wednesday</a> that my sister and I were going to the Jeff Dunham show at the Fargo Civic.  I FINALLY got around to processing my pics and some of my videos and getting them online last nite.  </p>
<p>The show was awesome.  He actually had an opening act &#8230; &#8220;Guitar Guy&#8221;.  I love guitar.  And he was hilarious.  But the main event was Jeff Dunham.  He came onstage about 7:50pm or so and was on for about 2 hours.  He had Walter, Achmed the Dead Terrorist, Peanut, José Jalapaño (on a steeeeeck), and Bubba J.  I guess he&#8217;s going to be doing a Christmas special for Comedy Central.  So he was doing some Christmas material.  </p>
<p>I haven&#8217;t laughed that hard in a long time.  I could tell Lisa enjoyed it too.  I could hear her laughing just as much as I was.  So I think she enjoyed her birthday present.</p>
<p>I took about 50 pics and 20 videos.  Some of the videos are really short because the crowd around me started laughing, so I stopped recording since it was kinda loud.  But I got a few good ones.  You can find the <a href="http://www.youtube.com/profile_videos?user=hightechredneckwoman&#038;search_query=jeff+dunham&#038;search=Search" target="external">videos here</a> and the <a href="http://www.hightechredneckwoman.com/gallery/v/concerts/20080807_jeffdunham/" target="external">pictures here</a>. Enjoy.</p>
<p>If you bug me about it, I might give a more in-depth review.  You&#8217;ll just have to wait and see.  But if you want one, you better leave a comment so I know it&#8217;s wanted.</p>
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		<title>Today&#8217;s Thought</title>
		<link>http://www.hightechredneckwoman.com/2008/02/21/todays-thought/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Feb 2008 00:05:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Becky</dc:creator>
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