The rules

Posted November 9, 2007

These are the rules. Write ’em down … print ’em out … tattoo ’em on your arm. Just DON’T break ’em!!

  • Stores are not allowed to display Christmas stuff until AFTER at least Halloween, preferably not until after Thanksgiving.
    — It is just WRONG to find Halloween and Christmas stuff in a store by each other.
  • Christmas decorations are not to be put up until after Thanksgiving.
    — They put decorations up downtown this week. It is TOO early for that.
  • Christmas music cannot be played until after Thanksgiving.
    — Every time I turned my radio to 104.7FM today, I heard a Christmas song. WTF?!?!
  • It cannot snow until after my birthday. It would be better if it didn’t snow until Christmas Eve, but definitely NOT before my birthday.
    — I mean … if it can’t wait until after Nov. 14 to snow, I need to move south. LOL

If you break any of these rules … you don’t wanna know what will happen. :G-razz3: